One day, Australia looked like just another part of the World Wide Web. Australians searching for products and services, or researching for school, could see any of the 70 million websites and hundreds of millions of webpages.
The next day, most searches on Google, Yahoo! and MSN returned nothing. Not a few pages, just ...Nothing.
As of January 1st, 2007, Australia became a blank hole in the Internet.
Slowly over the next few months, a few webpages appeared in the searches as webmasters, ISPs, and IT departments scrambled to craft permission statements acceptable to the new copyright laws. Each version had to be vetted with the Australian Attorney-General as they arrived.
Some sites and webpages appeared, then disappeared, as the wording of permission statements was fine tuned to comply with the new copyright laws.
Some websites were removed because the pages they submitted with permission statements contained links which were infringements under the new law. Google and Yahoo! wrote to the AG Philip Ruddock to ask for a grace period. There had been no reply for months. Finally, a reply from Philip Ruddock stated that this was a matter already ruled upon by the courts, and his office had to respect the independence of the magistracy.
The Attorney-General's reply further stated that the new copyright laws were due for a review in July 2008. Google, Yahoo! and other search engines were free to make submissions towards that review. Until then, the rulings of the High Court of Australia would stand.
The Attorney-General stated that a sample permission statement would be posted on the Government website for all to use. But as of that time, the Attorney-General nor any of the government offices, had given Google or Yahoo! permission to index their webpages. No one could access the sample permission statements.
In the strict interpretation of the High Court ruling, news media around Australia came to realize that to publish links in print was the same as to publish on the Net. The link to the sample permission statement could not be published in the newspapers.
Whole sections of newspapers disappeared. Editors and writers were fired, and new editors and writers who did not rely on the Net were hired.
Magazines were removed en masse from newsstands around the country. Any magazine with printed links, and especially those which came with game CDs or tutorials, were removed. The newsagents' stands contained only sparse newspapers and a few children's magazines.
Articles were published warning the public that to include links without permission in emails was to risk copyright infringement. The same articles warned that links included in SMS messages was being considered before the courts.
How had this been allowed to happen?
The answer that came back was breathtaking in its simplicity. It was broadcast on all the television news programs. A smiling official from the Attorney-General's office was seen saying: "It all came at a bad time. No one works on anything serious over the holidays."
Every Australian knew it was true. From mid-December til late January each year, Australia takes a holiday.
(This is, of course, a parody, and therefore protected under Australian copyright law. The sad part is, it could easily be true very soon. -PD)