I have a friend who is new to the Net and cannot resist passing on all the words of wisdom that have been circulating for years - but she just found! The woman is becoming Henny Youngman.
Ergo:
Importance of Walking
Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5000 per month.
- My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Now she's 97 years old and we don't know where the hell she is. - The only reason I would take up exercising is so that I could
hear heavy breathing again. - I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to go there.
- I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.
- I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
- I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
- The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.
- If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.
And last but not least: You could run this over to your friends but why not just e-mail it to them!
I doubt there are many who will read this yet. Someday, hopefully, between all the doom-and-gloom about the copyright laws and their effects on Australia, it'll give a smile.
For those of you who don't know who Henny Youngman is, too bad. He was the king of Vaudeville-corny one-liners in the US about when John Kennedy was President. Gawd, do I feel old now.
I saw Youngman in person in Las Vegas as a kid!
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